The Dirty Pictures is one of the best film of Vidya Balan and Emraan Hashmi and directed by Milan Luthria. Rajat Aroraa is a master in writing brilliant dialogues. His dialogues always loved by the audience in all his films like Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai. We are sharing the list of all hit dialogues of the Dirty Pictures.
Dialogues of Emraan Hashmi
History Utha ke Dekh lo, Do cheeze hamesha rahi hai, Mardo ka zamana raha hai aur Aurto ne aafat ki hai…
Aurat joh hai na, rainbow ki tarah hoti hai..
jitne rang utne roop.
Mujhe to chadhi zehar ki tarah..
ki ab pani bhi peeta hoon na to aag lag jati hai.
Agar scene nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga..
tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra.
Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat bani hai, usse bach gaye..
toh life ban jayegi varna gaye.
Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hain.
Yeh sab idli, rasam aur rum ka kamaal hai.
Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai , director.
Tereko dekhne wale samne ke 4 rows me baith te hai piche ki 40 meri hai…
Dialogues of Naseeruddin Shah
Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government..
paanch saal tak party, uske baad support, kabhi left kabhi right kabhi center.
Public samaan dekhti hai dukaan nahin.
Dikhana wahi chahiye..
joh log dekhana chahte hain.
Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai..
tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai.
Dialogues of Vidya Balan
Do Din se cheeni kha rahi ho sir, namkeen kaha se lagungi..
Kuch logo ka naam unke kaam se hota hain..
mera badnaam hoker hua hain.
Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho..
aur din me che ki tarah.
Main Silk hoon, Silk …
koi film nahin joh interval ke baad badal jaoongi.
Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai …
entertainment, entertainment, entertainment … aur main entertainment hoon.
Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho.
Aaise mat dekho..
lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai.
Mujhe joh chahiye..
uska maaza sirf raat ko hi aata hai.
Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai…
waste karne ke liye nahi.
Touch toh bahuton ne kiya hai..
par chuha kisi ne nahin.
Holi khelne ka shaunk hai..
par teri pichkari mein dum nahin.
Jab zindagi ek bar mili hai toh..
do bar kyun soche.
Dialogues of Tushar Kapoor
Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na …
ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hain aur godhon ka chalna shuru.
Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai …
lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai.
Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hain …
phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hain …
and finally seedhe heart attack.
Others
Aadmiyon ko Sadhu banane ke liye Ladkiyo ko shaitan Banana hi padta hai…
Sala Public Kahi aur Khujana chahti hai tu unhe dimag khujane ko bol raha hai…
