Here is the List of Grand Masti Dialogues and One Liners
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- Jab se tu father India bana hai … tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai
- Tu chuha mota hai … par tera khali lota hai
- Jahan khada hoga paap … kaatega kulhadi banke baap
- Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?
- Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de
- Meri biwi BMW nikli … “Bewafaa Meri Wife
- Don’t hrny me!
- Aaj main thakne ke mood mein nahi … thakaane ke mood mein hoon
- Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota
- Jab se Pappu paida hua hai, main hilane me expert ho gaya hoon
- Kahi uska joke hamari thok na de
- Balatkar se yaad aaya, meri biwi kahaan hai?
- Isko kehta hai “naam bade, darshan chhote.
- Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya … lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
- Sir, condm paani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath, Ritesh- Kele ke sath.
- Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Ka**sutra kyun bhool jati hai
- Main abhi badi ho chuki hoon! Mukjhe virg** pina colada nahin, cocktail chahiye.”
- Meri do doodh ki badi-badi factories hain, aaj raat main aapko unke darshan dungi.
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