Filmy Maa (Mother)
Beta, Itne paise… Tum kaha se laaye?
Ghar me do do jawan betiya hai… unki shaadi kaise hogi
Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha mene?
Main kehti hu, duur ho ja meri nazaro se
Kya isi din ke liye mene tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha
Tum mere liye mar chuke ho!!
Ye tune kya kiya kalmuhi, kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rakha hume
Ek baar fir mujhe maa kehke pukaro beta, ye lafz tumhare muh se sun ne k liye me taras gayi thi
Filmy Babuji (Father)
Is ghar ke darwaze tumhare liye band hai
Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane k kabil nahi rahe
Beta tumne meri aankhen khol di
Dur hoja meri nazaro se, Ek phooti kaudi nahi dunga tujhe
Thehro, Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!
Nahi! Hamara beta ye kaam kabhi nahi kar sakta
Doctors of Bollywood
Arre! Inhe to tezz bukhar hai
Agle 24 ghante critical hain
Agar agle 24 ghante me hosh nahi aaya to…
Agar inhe lane me thodi si bhi der ho jati to bachana mushkil tha
Unhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zarurat hai
Khoon bohot beh gaya hai
Ye to Police case hai
Hum apni taraf se puri koshish kar rahe hain
I am sorry, hum unhe nahi bacha sake