Chennai Express Dialogues
Shahrukh Khan
Logo ki train miss hoti hai,
aap logo ke chakkar mein mera platform miss ho gaya.
Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone
Deepika: Jab bhi main apne abba ke saamne tumhe dekhti, tum mundi hilana. Shahrukh: Kya hilana?
Deepika Padukone
Hum logo jahan se khadi hoti,
station wahi se shuru hoti.
Deepika Padukone
Dont worry bhaagne mein mera bahut experience hai.
Shahrukh Khan
Wo sab mujse impress the, par main depress tha, mind mein stress tha, par jahan mein tha wahan ka maahol bahut dangerous tha.
Myself Shamsher Singh from Punjab. Which part? Areee, whole body.
Shahrukh Khan
Tum kar sakte ho ye?
Nai na?
kiuki beech mein tere ye MRF ke tyres aate hain?
Shahrukh Khan
Muje chhod do tumhe Singham ki kasam.
Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone
Deepika: Gaadi kharaab ho gayi hai kya?
Shahrukh: Nahi.
Deepika: Ye gaadi se dhuaan kiu fir?
Shahrukh: Gaadi cigarette pee rahi hai.
Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone
Shahrukh: Hey Meenamma, meri dictonary me Impossible ka Shabd hi nahi hai,
Deepika:Kahan se kharidi itni bokwaas dictionary?
Shahrukh Khan
Dont underestimate the power of a common man.
Shahrukh Khan
Doodh ka jala Bernol bhi fuk fuk ke lagata hai.
Shahrukh Khan
Mujpe ek film ban ni chaiye – “Haste Haste Lag Gaye Raste”.
Shahrukh Khan And Deepika Padukone
Deepika: Bina amma abba ke (tumne) 50 saal nikaal diye.
Shahrukh: Pathetic maasi joke;
This is a single screen humor.
Don’t under estimate the power of a common man!
Deepika Padukone
Bola tha na baaju me nahi soneka,Sapna dekhti to Kick Marti..
Shahrukh Khan
Tere Appa ka scooter hu jo kick Marti hai..
Tum Don ki nhi Donkey ki ladki ho…
Shahrukh Khan
Kyu Aayi ho mere pas, Chipku
Shahrukh Khan
Main yaha chutti Manane aaya tha aur tumne meri Chutti kardi
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